New snacks for the win!!!!

From pita pockets loaded with heart healthy flax seeds to crunchy bagel crisps, there has never been a better time to drop carbs and have fun eating!!! Joseph’s flax PITAS!!! Bagel Chips from Dixie Carb Counters. Skinny Crisp Pita Chips!!!! The best Keto chocolate in the world: CHOC ZERO!!!! And of course— SMART SWEETS!!!! SourContinue reading “New snacks for the win!!!!”

6$ Low Carb ft. SPAM

Yesssssss!!!! An underrated hero from the depths. SPAM has only 6 carbs PER CAN and the possibilities are endless. So I mixed SHIRITAKI noddles (4net carbs) Butter Parmesan Mushrooms Chopped red onions More butter And it was delish. Shiritaki noodles are the best thing since sliced bread. 20 calories, 2 carbs per serving. HELLO!!! IContinue reading “6$ Low Carb ft. SPAM”

Keto Box Review, April

Woah. They just kicked major butt here!!! They have SWEET TEA!!!!!! Snack Mix!! More TEA!!! Cookies and my favorite, CHOC ZERO OF COURSE, CHICHARRONES!!! And even hydration sticks with ZERO sugar and TONS of minerals!! They also threw in a banana cake and a DANG BAR. That’s exactly what you say when you eat them:Continue reading “Keto Box Review, April”

3 Rules of Keto for NON Obese people.

If you are doing Keto and you are not obese, that is, that you only need to lose 30 lbs or less, learn this before Keto gets on your nerves for “not working.” 1. If you are NOT obese, and already have some muscle definition: KETO WILL BE A SLOW PROCESS. Maybe 2 pounds lossContinue reading “3 Rules of Keto for NON Obese people.”

Turkey Tails (forever Thanksgiving here)

I’m not sure if you have ever heard of turkey tails. But let me describe them the following way: Mega meaty cuts Lots of fatty skin Tender, yet, not soft meat (think “massive giblet”) Tasty AF What are they? I’ll leave you to it. Turkey Tails Texture? Think “chicken thigh” with giblet/gizzard rubbery, yet, funContinue reading “Turkey Tails (forever Thanksgiving here)”

The Keto Box December Review. Shut Da Front Do’

Oh they really did it this time!!! The Keto Box DELIVERED. I’m so excited to be able to eat these snacks and still DEPUFF DIS FACE! Get your own here. Btw I am not a paid spokesperson nor anything. I’m just an over-eater who wants to keep eating and lose weight 🙂 THE GOODIES!!! WeContinue reading “The Keto Box December Review. Shut Da Front Do’”

KETO Wing Challenge

The only thing that makes me break off Keto is southern fried chicken. So, here it goes: 3-way Keto crispy wing challenge. May the Force be with us. Version 1: Just seasonings Separate the skin, add coconut oil, spice it up with the Flavor God seas. Add to Air Fryer for 400deg/ 17 mins. VersionContinue reading “KETO Wing Challenge”

Chicharrones Alfredo 😂

There’s a ROFL emoji at the end of this title in case you are reading from an Android platform or something else. I had no meat to make my konjac noodles. If you’re scared about these noodles, or think that you cannot eat them or cook them, have news for you. All you need toContinue reading “Chicharrones Alfredo 😂”

The Keto Journey: Month 3

This is a rant/ journal entry so you are welcome to skip this and wait to a cooler post LOL, I’m just tracking my “progress.” Month 3 – Barely denting it. Going into the third month of this lifestyle, I have had ups and downs all together. All I can see changes in my body,Continue reading “The Keto Journey: Month 3”

Peppery Fat Hash

You’ll go back into ketosis within seconds! Ingredients Medley of your fave hot peppers Full fat chicharrones ( I ❤️ Mac’s) Optional Dried seaweed snack (don’t click out yet, it works) Chicken thigh, fry the skin first Bacon bits Best chicharrones Process So mix it all up and add ONE TBSP of aioli of anyContinue reading “Peppery Fat Hash”