More Keto Snacks!

Never miss crackers and cookies again! Keto is everything. THINABLES:  If you love CheezIts but can’t do the carbs. Try Thinables. I promise you they taste like the real thing. Get them from Amazon here. Delightfully Yours Parmesan Crisps – Mega crunchy and super cheesy. These crisps are my favorite for dips. All kinds ofContinue reading “More Keto Snacks!”

6$ Low Carb ft. SPAM

Yesssssss!!!! An underrated hero from the depths. SPAM has only 6 carbs PER CAN and the possibilities are endless. So I mixed SHIRITAKI noddles (4net carbs) Butter Parmesan Mushrooms Chopped red onions More butter And it was delish. Shiritaki noodles are the best thing since sliced bread. 20 calories, 2 carbs per serving. HELLO!!! IContinue reading “6$ Low Carb ft. SPAM”

3 Rules of Keto for NON Obese people.

If you are doing Keto and you are not obese, that is, that you only need to lose 30 lbs or less, learn this before Keto gets on your nerves for “not working.” 1. If you are NOT obese, and already have some muscle definition: KETO WILL BE A SLOW PROCESS. Maybe 2 pounds lossContinue reading “3 Rules of Keto for NON Obese people.”

My Jimmy Johns’s Un-Which Replica… “but I’m not a wrapper”

I am addicted to Jimmy Johns’s Unwiches, aka “lettuce wraps”. I have a gallery of them. So I took my favorite, the BIG ITALIAN, and reproduced it at home using: bacon, London Broil ham from Publix (OMG), pepperoni and tons of hot peppers. I need to her better at wrapping but, hey! The “bready” oneContinue reading “My Jimmy Johns’s Un-Which Replica… “but I’m not a wrapper””

7 Keto Finds! Low Carb Snacks for the win!

I went keto grocery shopping with the fine folks at Netrition . This is an online grocery store for all things #keto. So, here are the most kikass findings I was able to get..and for a great price. I am cheap AF. KETO NUTELLA!!!! Meet you new best friend! 2. Smartcake: Bae approved! 3. ChocZero:Continue reading “7 Keto Finds! Low Carb Snacks for the win!”

Chicharrones Alfredo 😂

There’s a ROFL emoji at the end of this title in case you are reading from an Android platform or something else. I had no meat to make my konjac noodles. If you’re scared about these noodles, or think that you cannot eat them or cook them, have news for you. All you need toContinue reading “Chicharrones Alfredo 😂”

Peppery Fat Hash

You’ll go back into ketosis within seconds! Ingredients Medley of your fave hot peppers Full fat chicharrones ( I ❤️ Mac’s) Optional Dried seaweed snack (don’t click out yet, it works) Chicken thigh, fry the skin first Bacon bits Best chicharrones Process So mix it all up and add ONE TBSP of aioli of anyContinue reading “Peppery Fat Hash”

The Keto Box 🥓

I got @theketobox just to get more discoveries of what is out there. I can’t taste things on a Google search, so this box of different samples is much appreciated. Come check out what comes inside They give you discounts on all the things you try. 1. Fat Snax. Sadly someone ate it before IContinue reading “The Keto Box 🥓”

Pesky little Places 🍤

I battled it out today against the Shrimp Basket. Because, forget about ordering just seafood. So, I got: Blackened shrimp (so good OMG) 🍤 Broccoli with tons of butter (if imma do this, imma do this my way) lol 🥦 House salad no croutons (and be careful about the pesky little cranberries too) 🥗 HalfContinue reading “Pesky little Places 🍤”