6$ Low Carb ft. SPAM

Yesssssss!!!! An underrated hero from the depths. SPAM has only 6 carbs PER CAN and the possibilities are endless. So I mixed SHIRITAKI noddles (4net carbs) Butter Parmesan Mushrooms Chopped red onions More butter And it was delish. Shiritaki noodles are the best thing since sliced bread. 20 calories, 2 carbs per serving. HELLO!!! IContinue reading “6$ Low Carb ft. SPAM”

Ribs for Breakfast

Best Keto breakfast ever have been ribs. Yes, sounds weird and greasy, but if you do intermittent fasting (IF) every day starting at around 3pm, ribs will sound pretty good. They are meaty, zero carbs, and not significantly dense in protein. Moreover, if you have them on their own, you won’t feel the bulk ofContinue reading “Ribs for Breakfast”

Keto Snacks! Snacks! Snacks!!!!

Here are my recent findings that are DBC approved all the way!!! 1. Keto Corn Chips. Hands down, Quest chips, at 4 net carbs per bag, is the best option. They come in nacho, ranch, and chili lime. 2. Keto cheese balls, croutons and Cocoa Puffs!!!! I got these from Shrewd Foods, via Amazon. It’sContinue reading “Keto Snacks! Snacks! Snacks!!!!”

Easy Keto Cream of Mushroom Soup

I whined so much before trying. This soup makes two cups, at 300 calories per cup, but around 2 carbs total per cup which is pretty cool. Just check your macros, and go for it. Ingredients: 1/2 c heavy cream 2 Chicken broth 1 package sliced mushrooms Badia seasoning, adobo, or any combo seasoning ofContinue reading “Easy Keto Cream of Mushroom Soup”

My Jimmy Johns’s Un-Which Replica… “but I’m not a wrapper”

I am addicted to Jimmy Johns’s Unwiches, aka “lettuce wraps”. I have a gallery of them. So I took my favorite, the BIG ITALIAN, and reproduced it at home using: bacon, London Broil ham from Publix (OMG), pepperoni and tons of hot peppers. I need to her better at wrapping but, hey! The “bready” oneContinue reading “My Jimmy Johns’s Un-Which Replica… “but I’m not a wrapper””

The Keto Box December Review. Shut Da Front Do’

Oh they really did it this time!!! The Keto Box DELIVERED. I’m so excited to be able to eat these snacks and still DEPUFF DIS FACE! Get your own here. Btw I am not a paid spokesperson nor anything. I’m just an over-eater who wants to keep eating and lose weight 🙂 THE GOODIES!!! WeContinue reading “The Keto Box December Review. Shut Da Front Do’”

Artichoke Chicken Dip Zoodles

This was insane. Mix a regular artichoke dip with Zoodles and magic happens: 3tbps Kroger Artichoke and Chicken dip was all I needed. For added flavor, break a Laughing Cow Asiago wedge in. Then add you poisons, like mine here This one below was before the hot sauce Finally, I added a meat and ParmesanContinue reading “Artichoke Chicken Dip Zoodles”

KETO Wing Challenge

The only thing that makes me break off Keto is southern fried chicken. So, here it goes: 3-way Keto crispy wing challenge. May the Force be with us. Version 1: Just seasonings Separate the skin, add coconut oil, spice it up with the Flavor God seas. Add to Air Fryer for 400deg/ 17 mins. VersionContinue reading “KETO Wing Challenge”

Chicharrones Alfredo 😂

There’s a ROFL emoji at the end of this title in case you are reading from an Android platform or something else. I had no meat to make my konjac noodles. If you’re scared about these noodles, or think that you cannot eat them or cook them, have news for you. All you need toContinue reading “Chicharrones Alfredo 😂”

Low Carb Carbonara Sauce Keto part deux.

Still trying to attempt the perfect keto low carb Carbonara sauce. Trying to replace the eggs, I opted for other foods. The final product is: 398 cals (1 bowl) 8 net carbs. 29g fat. 2LC wedges, 2TBSP Parmesan, 1 TBSB sour cream, 2TBSP heavy cream, I also added a small round of a prosciutto/mozzarella roll.Continue reading “Low Carb Carbonara Sauce Keto part deux.”