6$ Low Carb ft. SPAM

Yesssssss!!!! An underrated hero from the depths. SPAM has only 6 carbs PER CAN and the possibilities are endless. So I mixed SHIRITAKI noddles (4net carbs) Butter Parmesan Mushrooms Chopped red onions More butter And it was delish. Shiritaki noodles are the best thing since sliced bread. 20 calories, 2 carbs per serving. HELLO!!! IContinue reading “6$ Low Carb ft. SPAM”

Cheesy Chicharrones Cauliflower Rice

You NEED chicharrones in your life. Mega crunchy and filling when out of the bag, but meaty and tender when cooked. ZERO CARB STUFFING!!!! Same tastexture!! 🙂 I’ve used them for everything, from stuffing (no bread, just chicharrones) to a welcome addition to riced veggies and beans. Man! So good! For this recipe I usedContinue reading “Cheesy Chicharrones Cauliflower Rice”

Chicharrones Alfredo 😂

There’s a ROFL emoji at the end of this title in case you are reading from an Android platform or something else. I had no meat to make my konjac noodles. If you’re scared about these noodles, or think that you cannot eat them or cook them, have news for you. All you need toContinue reading “Chicharrones Alfredo 😂”

Best lettuce wrap ever: The Mighty LOLALICIOUS

I am obsessed with this lettuce wrap I created it. I call it the LOLALICIOUS. It is a comb version of my dream sandwiches: Dagwood and Gargatuan (Jimmy Johns), except, made into keto. Here are the steps and ingros: 4 sliced pepperonis on 1 tbsp tzaziki sauce Add antipasto olives and some cheese Add hotContinue reading “Best lettuce wrap ever: The Mighty LOLALICIOUS”

St. Augustine Finds Series: The Raintree Restaurant review. What a place! YUMMO!!!!!!!

Fave alert! Fave alert! This gorgeous place has the location, the looks, the class, the food, the handsome waiting staff, everything. I am telling you, if you are in the area, this is the place to take bae. (<– sorry couldn’t help it) Raintree Restaurant is the best! Best low cal, lo carb, all flavor:Continue reading “St. Augustine Finds Series: The Raintree Restaurant review. What a place! YUMMO!!!!!!!”